Bloggin' cousins

We couldn't be more diametrically opposed (bloggily speaking) but out of curiosity, I Googled my name and darned if it didn't pop up (and on Blogger, no less). And yes, I think it's mildly stupid that this far more politically active Dash has a buddy named Slash Riprock. C'mon...that's just lazy.
And for the curious, yes, I'm boycotting this thoroughly worthless excuse for an awards show. I've just got better things to do with my life...like watch "Out Cold" on Comedy Central. Damn, that Zach Galifianakis is one funny bastard.
Oh, and don't forget to hoist high a peanut butter and banana sandwich sometime this weekend. Or tip a 40 of Oxycontin on the curb. Either way, it was the big guy's 70th birthday yesterday.